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Hi, I'm Donna. All visual evidence shows that I've been a nerd since birth. See exhibit A above. I like puppy-sized hippos, library science, velociraptors, having intensely queer conversations, pancakes, Fluttershy, and your face.

 

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animalstalkinginallcaps: ANDREA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? BEYONCE. WHAT IS THAT? BOY DON’T EVEN TOUCH THIS. BOY THIS BEAT IS CRAZY. THIS IS HOW THEY MADE ME, HOUSTON TEXAS BABY! WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS! WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS!  I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. IS IT A POKEMON OR SOMETHING? DON’T YOU WANT TO BE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER? IT’S HOT UP IN HERE. DJ DON’T BE SCARED TO RUN THIS, RUN THIS BACK. I’M REPPING FOR THE GIRLS TAKING OVER THE WORLD, LET ME RAISE A GLASS FOR THE COLLEGE GRADS! THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. LET’S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

ANDREA, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

BEYONCE.

WHAT IS THAT?

BOY DON’T EVEN TOUCH THIS. BOY THIS BEAT IS CRAZY. THIS IS HOW THEY MADE ME, HOUSTON TEXAS BABY! WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS! WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS! 

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. IS IT A POKEMON OR SOMETHING? DON’T YOU WANT TO BE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER?

IT’S HOT UP IN HERE. DJ DON’T BE SCARED TO RUN THIS, RUN THIS BACK. I’M REPPING FOR THE GIRLS TAKING OVER THE WORLD, LET ME RAISE A GLASS FOR THE COLLEGE GRADS!

THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. LET’S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM.

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